Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Imp simplification


Patience is a virtue?

A Virtue! Thats the end of the discussion. It was rather one sided then wasn't it. Rather uneven. A teacher-taught relationship. Tense. Makes sense I guess. Makes dollars doesnt it. Real live dollars in a real bank account. If you have fake money then you have a baloney bank account and stock in oscar meyers. I have cheese at home. American. Sliced with a little plastic suit, no tie. They must be from the west coast. I pull your cards, uno, check, green 9, check mate. Wild four, I go wild for anything with hot sauce. Grease and tofu. Too spicy take it back. Big fight, heart attack. Duane Reade, tampax. Did you know you can dye your pubes now. Any color you like. Does the carpet match the drapes? Is the drapes neon green. Yes, yes, yes. Love the panty pie, love the whip cream, love to swim uphill, love to run downstream. Run barefoot up the river, good for you hammies. Slam tequila shots with noodles, good for me mammie. Ticket for the red light, crashing at the green. 124 is the magic number, bumbaclot yadadamean. That tuna costs $177,000.00. Who the fuck loves tuna that much?

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