Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Cane Shopping




Friends! Enemies! Fiends! Be wary! For I am cane shopping. And whence this cane is procured, oh my smarmy little swine flu piglets, the unruly wrath I will unleash on all of your bottoms will be like the fury of the Ocean! Bwahahahaha, I am the cane master, the canine cane caniver, the cageiest cane caddy since bagger vance! Mwahahahaha, I have technique and footwork. Sword-cane, Umbrella-cane, Bah, I need them not for I hook, jab and poke!

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