Excuse moi, as the french say Lebron. I'm sorry to have to interupt like this, in a french accent. Umm, baguette. But Lebron, did these words actually start in free assocation with McDonalds and then come out of your mouth?
“We share many of the same core values, including a commitment to excellence and giving back to the community. I am also excited about the opportunity to work with Ronald McDonald House Charities, which helps improve the lives of so many children and their families around the world.”
Lebron, it has become clear that you are a fatty. Who else rides the jock of McDonalds in such slobbery fashion. How is it that you find yourself in such dire need of a big mac? Were you denied cruely as a child and now that you are doing ok you feel you must open wide for the McWeiner of corporate sponsorship? How much did it cost to make you talk like a precocious retarded liar dealing in generalities?
Did you say that McDonalds helps children and their families in the world? Where is you brain located? Your ass perhaps? McDonalds is evil right? Its bad, it stinks and it sucks. One kid with cancer gets a teddy bear for the mob of the chunky husky babies that will never be weened off the salty sweet titty of powdered beef. And rainforests and shit. Its recycled roadkill!
Lebron, next time. Before you accept millions of dollars to say something stupid and undermining, please consider all the fat kids out there who rely on you for moral support. No picture for you today.
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