Dear Lebron (Cockiness and Snottiness)

I guees you think you're your special. Oh, you play a little basketball. Oh wow, geez, you can dunk the basketball. Holy gosh in the butt, you can slam dunk the basketball into the basketball hole with both hands on the basketball. What about the kids in China Lebron?! I have never seen such complete disrespect to the basketball hoop and you know who made that basketball hoop. Little kids in China probably! You couldn't be a more self centered piggy. I wish you and you're ego the best of luck in these playoffs, but if I catch you disrespecting the basketball rim like that again you can stop expecting a nice christmas card from me.