Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Distant Relatives

Nas

Monday, April 26, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Warrior Mamba


another day another housing crisis
I am noticing that everything I do
is a mixture of dance and power
Grace, c'mon and save me girl
Not at all a good Thursday
in fact a stupid fucking Thursday
Nothing feels good after christmas
not even early spring showers
not even late spring showers
nothing, nothing at all, the
existential type of nothing that
makes college students feel somewhat
less horny and self apologetic
I really need to save money and that
shall come at your expense, brother

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Dear Lebron (Cockiness and Snottiness)



I guees you think you're your special. Oh, you play a little basketball. Oh wow, geez, you can dunk the basketball. Holy gosh in the butt, you can slam dunk the basketball into the basketball hole with both hands on the basketball. What about the kids in China Lebron?! I have never seen such complete disrespect to the basketball hoop and you know who made that basketball hoop. Little kids in China probably! You couldn't be a more self centered piggy. I wish you and you're ego the best of luck in these playoffs, but if I catch you disrespecting the basketball rim like that again you can stop expecting a nice christmas card from me.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Major Lazer

Deeper Than a Navy SEAL


nobody can tell the future, furthermore all things must come to an end. Therefore happiness, which is defined by its spontaneity and infrequency, is resignation. Resignation is acceptance of the inevitable with the flexibility to ensure common instances of new and unique experiences. On the other hand, happiness is a complex that is compulsively sought out and exploited by the human condition. Becuase the state is inherently unsustainable it is frustrating and unthinkable to seek happiness in concurent instances, becuase for happiness to occur in earnest it must immediately follow and end in unhappiness.