there is no apartment
it is only me
half drunk
putting dishes in the sink
performing surgery
on birds of prey
i am in quite the writey mood this morning. good for me. good for my brain. you know what i did? i drank some water before i went to bed. yeah, yeah thats the ticket. anyways, i wrote down my dream and then i wrote an email and i chatted online and now here i am writing this writing with my writing writing. i am so smart and amazing. and you know what else? i have to take a shit. a big shiny shit with sprinkles. oh its gonna be a doozy. a boozey doozy you floozy. yup, a nice big turd right in the old slop bucket. a brown gremlin. a dodge dart of a fart. a world apart. thats the poo that i'm gonna take. its probably gonna have some banh mi sandwich in there, some corn bread, some beans and tomatoes, some oranges, maybe some eggs and turkey bacon. look, the list goes on and on. whats important here is that i drank some coffee and it is giving my poo the old high step out the b-hole and into the ocean. thats where poo goes right? good, i thought so. i am writing this down pretty fast. does that mean that i'm going to regret it later? yeah! fuck yeah! i'm gonna regret the shit out of this. take that present. maybe i'll have donuts for my breakfast. or maybe for dinner. haha. silly slut joke from me. donuts are not dinner food, silly slut me. slut slut slut. fun word. real fun. i took out a yogurt to eat about an hour ago. i only kinda wanted to eat it then, but now it is warm and i have to poo. back in the fridge with you, you gay little yogurt cup. yup, someday these words will be famous and everyone will give me money blow jobs. perfect, perfect. ok, im done with this now.
